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I watched this for about 5 minutes and giggled uncontrollably the whole time

deliramentum:

boop!

Dominus reget me et nihil mihi deerit

in loco pascuae ibi me conlocavit super aquam refectionis educavit me

animam meam convertit deduxit me super semitas iustitiae propter nomen suum

nam et si ambulavero in medio umbrae mortis non timebo mala quoniam tu mecum es virga tua et baculus tuus ipsa me consolata sunt

parasti in conspectu meo mensam adversus eos qui tribulant me inpinguasti in oleo caput meum et calix meus inebrians quam praeclarus est

et misericordia tua subsequitur me omnibus diebus vitae meae et ut inhabitem in domo Domini in longitudinem dierum

Me: I need to get one of those one eyed monocle things.
Roommate: yes, as opposed to one of those two eyed monocles…

My plan for after work today was to work on building a planter box.

This plan ended up with me looking at the back lawn and deciding to mow it, fix the fence that has been broken since the last windstorm, split some fire wood and moved the boards that I am using for the planter about 3 feet from where they were.

Maggie: Will you remind me that I need to eat on Wednesday?

Me: Yes when abouts?

Maggie: Um… noon and six are the normal times, right?

Coming home from work to the smell of jasmine.

deliramentum:

BOOK THREE.

That is all.

I have decided that all next week I shall write everything in the queens English. This is to include all emails. That is all.